mebeingweird:

bondoge:

do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what

and then u repeat the song but then it happens again

avengerstimebitches:

foxnewsofficial:

cock-and-coke-is-my-white-rabbit:

spookyroomba:

foxnewsofficial:

what does tumblr even mean

tumblr means family. and family means nobody gets left behind.

that’s actually kind of touching. 

it’s actually kind of gay

that’s also what tumblr means

(Source: foxnewsofficial)

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

i cant sleep but im sleepy do you see my fuckin problem

(Source: hippiesispunkz)

aesthetic-dissonance:

sagihairius:

My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote”

you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity